1. Watching the History Bee on the History Channel.

    I was like “I know all of these.”

    Then I realized its for middle schoolers…

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  4. WolframAlpha: If you subtract Delaware and Hawaii, China and the US have the same area. 

    WolframAlpha: If you subtract Delaware and Hawaii, China and the US have the same area. 

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  5. I love Anderson Cooper so much. He was talking to a lady who was defending the pastor who said gays and lesbians should be put behind electrified fences and die out. This happened:

    Cooper: I imagine if it was putting Jews behind electrified fences, you'd be saying something different.

    Pritchard: Now, here we go again. We all know that's not gonna happen--

    Cooper: Actually, that has happened. It's called the Holocaust.

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  6. Anonymous asked: what's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?

    Sleep, play xbox, play basketball, watch youtube. I’m not too exciting. :p

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    Step 1. Go to tumblrtasks(.)com

    Step 2. ????

    Step 3. Profit!!!

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  11. I want questions too!

    Oh wait, only like…2 people care about me!

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  14. I don’t want to put a title on this post, but I feel there should be one.

    Every year on the first day of school I always become extremely afraid that there will be no one in my lunch and I’ll have to sit by myself. Until this year, the fear hadn’t become a reality, but then all of a sudden, it did. At first there were 6 people at my table. Not exactly “friends,” but people I could talk to and relate with.  Then 2 switched classes, so it was myself and three others, which was fine.  Then another left and eventually, the last two left, and now I sit by myself.  It wouldn’t be a big deal if I were allowed to use my phone and the lunch monitors left me alone, but they constantly tell me to put my phone away and eat my lunch in awkward, lonely silence.  I’m okay with being alone, but having everyone watch me while I sit there alone is the worst part.  They jokingly call me a loner, which makes me feel like shit.  I usually end up going and talking to a counselor about religions or go to a teacher’s room to deal with the loneliness, but it only helps temporarily.  Everyday I know that after math I have to go sit alone for at least half an hour, secretly hoping someone would come talking to me, but know that it would be hell because I can’t hold a conversation for my life.  Anyway, its 4:17 in the morning and I’ve spent the night doing nothing but listening to the David Bowie and Nirvana versions of “The Man Who Sold The World”, which is undoubtedly my new favorite song.

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  15. Random post, again.

    I’ve always been the guy that ends up sitting in his room by himself every night of the week. I would spend all summer inside playing video games because the people the live around me would be dicks and ignore me, and I had no friends in school because I was weird and was a loser who, instead of being athletic and normal, would play computer games and listen to Weird Al (I remember once at a middle school dance I wrote one of his songs on the request list). My “friends” who lived around me would just use me for my house or my pool, and would ignore me when I wanted to come over (they would literally sit in their living room, staring at me as I rang to doorbell, and would not open the door).

    To be fair, in middle school, well, 5th grade, I did have friends, but all of them moved away at the same time.  One to Pennsylvania, one the South Carolina, and 3 to Arizona.

    So why is it different now? 

    I always wanted to be friends with the people I’m friends with now.  I somehow managed to start talking to them in school and on xbox, but they never wanted to do anything with me. They ignore me, just like my old friends, and don’t tell me things, just like my old friends. So what makes this different?

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